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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Not to get to the other side.
For that side was no different than his
and offered no place to hide.

Perhaps he crossed to say he had,
Bragging rights at the bar.
Perhaps the cattle dared him
to race the speeding car.

Why don't we ask him ourselves
and put it all behind us?
For only he can say for sure
why he created all the fuss.

Alas we cannot ask him
and the truth will not be told.
For upon return, a semi came
and ground him in the road.

The rest is speculation
battered 'round on idle days.
And from this comes a lesson:
Always look both ways.
A revisit of the age-old question: Why did that pesky chicken cross the road...and why do we care?
lordboblet Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2008
Why would someone let a chicken cross a road? The chicken wouldn't do it if the owner of said chicken were responsible with his property. You can't even eat the remains of a smashed chicken.
TheNecromaster Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2005
OH GREAT now I want flattened chicken, thanks alot
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